No Offense But Max Holloway, John Mayer and Robbie Fox Can Kick Rocks

You know why? Because the motherfucking transporter just did it cleaner than all three of them COMBINED! Could you hear the smooth twist and ding of that cap as it was gently caressed off the grooves of the bottle? An absolute symphony of martial arts sex. I am on such an unreal Jason Statham high while waiting for ‘Hobbs & Shaw’ to come out that, between this clip and the seemingly endless trailers for the movie, my action-movie rager is hard enough to cut diamonds.